Cute quotes

Spotted these in a Radio Ink newsletter today:

"Her glasses are so thick, when see looks at a map she can see people waving."

"He stands out more than poop in a punchbowl."

"He is so crooked, when he dies they'll have to screw him in the ground."

"That's like trying to poke a cat out from under the porch with a rope."

"He's as lost as a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat."

"She's as anxious as a one-eyed cat watchin' two rat holes."

"We grew up so poor, we went to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers."

Bits - March 4, 2005

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