September 18, 2007

Owning a Dog

I have a neat little theory. Flaw it you shall, but neat I think it is.

The older you are, the smaller your dog should be.

It's asthetically correct, convenient and appropriate. How many times do you see a picture of Britney, Paris or any new Hollywood socialite with a tiny dog - and how disproportionate it really is.

Would anyone's 83 year old Grandmother suit a Rottweiler or German Shepard?

The build of your dog should suit the owner, surely. Hmmm, then perhaps Paris is spot-on with her little pet. Damn, I flawed my theory.