Drivers who leave their indicators on.
Cheesy-as "I wanna throw the TV out the window" punchlines on TV commercials.
The ZB Traffic Van (am I supposed to feel better you are in traffic jams WITH me, creating more clutter?)
The Briscoes Woman, Dave from Wendys, The Telecom Cat & Dog.
How I get sucked into things like NZ Idol then start complaining about who got voted off, when I really dont care.
Thats it for now. Feel free to add your own (what rips YOUR pants?)